I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don't agree with what they teach you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head.
Until you're ready to look foolish you'll never have the possibility of being great.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence but sets off...